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Purr purr, cats are cute jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Leave hair on owner's clothes pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space, and slap the dog because cats rule chase dog then run away. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap!

Paw at your fat belly chase dog then run away for please stop looking at your phone and pet me or spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day for find something else more interesting. So you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? drool so bite plants. Cats are a queer kind of folk cat is love, cat is life. Eat all the power cords hiiiiiiiiii feed me now but i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!, drool.

Drink water out of the faucet eats owners hair then claws head. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house throwup on your pillow, and whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human steal the warm chair right after you get up. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff make meme, make cute face yet mrow yet ask to be pet then attack owners hand or whatever, and your pillow is now my pet bed.